After a long string of shitty relationships, you have finally stumbled upon a good man and have an actual really successful and happy relationship. Then, oddly, you lose out on things you never realized that you enjoyed so much before.
Like a good cry. How dare this new man love you and treat you like fine china that now you don’t have any reasons to cry on a Wednesday night over tub of Neapolitan ice cream?!
Or, you can’t really put on some man hatin’ or heart breakin’ country songs and relate to them like you could have before. You can’t belt out with Miranda or Shania about how men aren’t worth a shit when you come home to a loyal and loving man.
Sad status updates for social media are a thing of the past.
No one advertises the “happy weight” you are going to put on. Girl, when you know your man loves you just the way you are, that new muffin top will pop up out of no where!
Women are born with a gut instinct. But, when you find a man that is trustworthy and you don’t have to check up on him or second guess his actions, then your FBI investigations skills tend to get a little dusty!
Girl talk will also change. You can’t sit and bitch with all your girlfriends about how all men are dogs when you know how good you got it at home.
You haven’t been able to pout or give someone the cold shoulder in months because your man is so perfect that he actually asks if something is wrong and attempts to make everything better for you.
Just like everything in life, you have to take the good with the bad. And, as much as I really truly do enjoy a good cry, I hope readers can pick up on the humor behind this blog. Trust me, nothing compares to a healthy relationship. And I am one lucky girl ❤️
Even when he does me like this 🙄😳